Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Old Aussie couple ignore red flag at Phuket's Kamala beach - wife drowns…

ThaiVisa News reports that an Australian woman drowned in Phuket after an aging couple ignored no swimming flags and went for a dip on Sunday afternoon at Kamala Beach. Lifeguards said a large wave carried off both Ivan Fichtrovic, 75, and his wife Barbara, 65. The lifeguards managed to save the husband but it took longer to locate the wife and bring her to shore. Despite CPR performed by Kamala Rescue and tourists helping out she was already dead when an ambulance arrived to take her to Patong hospital. The incident happened opposite the Kamala police station and lifeguards told police that the tourists had entered the water despite there being red flags forbidding swimming due to the stormy weather and high waves. They said a large wave carried the couple out and only the husband could be saved, reported Daily News.

Commentary: There’s a reason lifeguards put out those red no swimming warning flags people! In other words, you swim and you die! What’s so hard to understand?

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Tourists Increasing in Pattaya According to Tourism Authority of Thailand

Tourism Authority of Thailand (TAT) has an announcement, that in the first half of 2017 roughly 8 million tourists flocked to Pattaya already. The number of tourists coming to Pattaya had risen by 5% compared to the same period in 2016. Tourist spending for the first half of this year was up by 15% totaling 110 billion baht spent in Pattaya. In 2016 a total of 13.7 million tourists visited Pattaya, spending 200 billion baht on activities and accommodation. Foreign tourists made up 65% of all visitors with Chinese tourists dominating that percentage with 2.54 million visiting the resort city, followed by 800,000 Russian and 600,000 Korean tourists. The number of tourists heading to Pattaya is only expected to increase as transport links to the city continue to be improved by the government. – Love Pattaya

Bar Tip of the Day…

Bar girls are a lot like alcoholic beverages. You’ve got your cheap beer, hardcore whisky and the occasional fine wine. Which one you choose depends on how much cash that you’re willing to spend to satisfy your tastes tonight!

Friday, September 15, 2017

Five drunk tourists, of which at least four were British have been charged and fined by Phuket police.

Love Pattaya Thailand News: Five drunk tourists, of which at least four were British have been charged and fined by Phuket police. Why because 4 tried to intervene in an argument between a drunk Brit and a Bargirl and then they all ended up in a street fight! After they were caught brawling in the early on Tuesday morning on Patong’s Bangla Road. Patong police were called to intervene at around 7am and quickly arrived at the island’s busiest party street. Patong Police chief Col Tassanai Orarigadech told the media that a British national named as Joshua Luca James Lomas-Mears, 24, was arguing with a woman in the street where four tourists passing by tried to intervene. The four tourists attempted to intervene in the argument between Joshua and the unidentified woman and somehow they all ended up fighting in the street. Col Tassanai went on to say that two motorcycles and a car were also damage in the incident. He said all five admitted to being drunk and unable to control their actions.
Each was fined 3,000 baht and made to pay for the damages they caused to the vehicles.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Drunk Russian Arrested in Pattaya After Violent Attacks...

Pattaya One News reports that Pattaya police made the arrest of the Russian man who appeared drunk after he and his companions hit and injured a Thai man and a Hong Kong tourist on a Pattaya street late Wednesday night. Witnesses told police several Russians were walking on the street at 10pm and quarreling with passers-by. When police were alerted and arrived at the scene, most of the group managed to escape and only one man was arrested. The injured Hong Kong tourist was identified as Wong Yuk Mo, 65. He suffered head injuries and was rushed to a hospital.

Commentary: Another quality Pattaya tourist… Lol..

My Travel Diet to Get into Shape to Party all Night With Bargirls...

When I had 6 months to go before I flew to Angeles City I just couldn’t get up enough motivation to stick to my diet. But now that I only have 6 weeks to go I’m highly motivated. This is how hardcore I’m going with my travel diet right now. For dinner tonight I had one large tomato, topped with some egg whites nuked in the microwave, several slices of cucumber and a sugar free, zero calorie jello cup. And I washed it all down with some sugar free green tea…

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Naked German caught masturbating while riding a unicycle in Pattaya..

Pattaya One News reports that a 56 year old German tourist wearing only shoes and a helmet and identified by police as “Mr. A” was arrested late last night for nude cycling while masturbating in front of tourists. Police told reporters that they will not be releasing the man’s name in order to protect his dignity. Hmmmm…. It was later found out that the man was unable to provide any ID documents to police and would not give them his real name.
Apparently, the lewd display by the 56-year-old man happened on several streets in downtown Pattaya before he finally stopped with the intention of completing his act of self-love on Khao Phra Tamnak Road, reported The Nation.
People nearby that saw the strange act called police who quickly found the man in Bang Lamung district at 10:30pm and detained him at Pattaya Police Station. He is still in custody since he was unable to show any ID when arrested. Police are currently trying to identify and charge him.

Commentary: Just when you think that could never hear a weirder story with a tourist in Pattaya, along comes a guy riding a unicycle while jerking off as he rides around Pattaya in the middle of the night! On the bright side, at least he was practicing safe unicycle riding by wearing a silver helmet on his head. There’s no word on whether he was using lubricated condoms..

Monday, September 11, 2017

Investigation starts after Russian woman dies from “falling” in Pattaya

Pattaya One News reports that Pattaya police have launched an investigation into the death of a 28 year old Russian women after apparently falling from a 6th floor hotel balcony on Soi Buakhao. The incident happened on Monday September 11th, with police and emergency services being alerted of the news by shocked witnesses and locals. Upon inspection of the room, police found no signs of a struggle and nothing that seemed out of place or unusual. They did, however, find one of her slippers on the balcony.
Police questioned her roommate but could not get any information about why she fell, not because of not co-operating but mainly down the language barrier. Pol Col Apichai said it was not clear if the Russian slipped from the balcony or committed suicide, but will be looking into the case in more detail over the next few days to determine the answer to the question.
It is amazing just how many “balcony falls” occur in Pattaya and why there seems to be more reports of incidents like these here, as opposed to anywhere else.

Her body was sent for post-mortem examination at the Institute of Forensic Science of the Police General Hospital and the Russian embassy was told. The woman’s relatives were being informed.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

12 Ugandan Freelancers Rounded Up on Walking Street..

Pattaya One News reports that 12 more suspected prostitutes from Uganda have been rounded by Pattaya police on Friday September 8th at around 3am. All of the suspects were found roaming around the Walking street area in South Pattaya and were all taken down to Pattaya police station to be charged with prostitution. As we all know, prostitution is highly illegal in Thailand and does not exist, which is why the police in Pattaya hold regular crackdowns, especially in the Walking street area as there have been several reports that prostitution still goes on in the area.
A large team of twenty police officers got together and set out their plan for the evening. The crackdown started at approximately 3am and within moments they had already found several Ugandan women touching up foreign clients, offering sexual services in exchange for money.
Pol Lt Col Korn Somkhaney said Pattaya police station, where he is deputy chief, would be running regular patrols to arrest prostitutes and are working to rid Pattaya of all prostitutes, especially the foreign ones, as it looks to clean up the city’s image and continue the transformation into a “family friendly”, world class beach resort.
Commentary:  Damn! Look at the Ugandan freelancer in the white floral dress on the right! Who the fuck is going to pay her even 500 baht for a short time? I'd throw her 500 baht to distract her long enough for me to run before she ate me for dinner! What a cow! So this plan to clean up Pattaya has worked out so well. They've driven out the ladyboys and now the Ugandan hookers have taken their place!

Saturday, September 9, 2017

Bar Tip of the Day…

If you’re feeling creative then head down to one of the Thai show bars that encourage audience participation and bring a banana with you. For a 200 baht tip to the showgirl on stage you just might get to convince her to use that banana in a more creative way than having it for breakfast with your cereal!

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Dollhouse VIP Room - Pattaya - Opens Sept. 22nd!

Walking Street - Pattaya - Video

64 year Man Dies from Heart Attack & Stiff Penis after too many Sex Pills and romp with Thai Escort

A 64-year-old man popped sex drugs and died of a heart attack while romping with an escort who fled leaving him on the bed. The man had booked a room into the love hotel before ordering food to eat in the room. A woman was seen on CCTV arriving on a moped at 10pm before leaving a ”short time later” while the man was sprawled naked on the bed in Bueng Kan, northern Thailand. Maids who checked the room at midnight found packets of an aphrodisiac called ”the muscle” and the man’s penis was still erect – despite being dead for more than an hour. Police said they believed he had suffered a heart attack while having sex with the young girl due to the power of the drug, or that he had eaten a large meal before having ”vigorous activity”. Police Captain Narong Srimart said the man took an aphrodisiac before having sex and had a heart attack during sex. He added: ‘’The officials opened the door into the room and the deceased was found lying naked. His penis was still hard and erect. He had been dead about an hour.”

Commentary: I must have missed this story in ThaiRath from several months ago but it’s worth reposting. We can only hope that we're lucky enough to go with a Thai bar girl on top riding our stiff Viagra enhanced penis until our heart pops and the maid finds our naked ass in bed in the morning with our flag pole still raised in tribute to one last bar fine...