Patong Beach, Phuket Ladyboys Dancing - YouTube Video Clip...

Here’s a YouTube video I found of two ladyboys dancing at Bangla Road in Patong, Phuket, Thailand. Enjoy!

Patong Beach, Phuket Ladyboys Video Clip

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Bangkok’s Ladyboy Farmers – watch out for what they plow...

Hang around Nana Plaza long enough and you’ll see guys night after night getting totally shit faced drunk by 1:00 a.m. while looking for a bargirl to take back to their hotel for the night. Just remember boys, it’s a bad idea to try to match a seasoned bargirl tequila shot for tequila shot. Some of these girls can drink a whole bottle of tequila. Not to mention if you’re that drunk you might just wander into Cascades by accident and those large, warm soft breasts nuzzling your back in the morning won’t be the thing that wakes you up. It’ll be that ladyboys weiner about to plow a new row like a farmer between your cheeks!!! Ouch!!!

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Daily Horoscope for meeting girls in Thailand GoGo Bars....

Want to prove to the star of the bar on the gogo stage tonight that you have what it takes to convince her to go short time with you? Just open your wallet and count out 5,000 Baht. That should be about right in most cases.

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Full Moon Party - Insomnia Club - Bangkok - Feb. 7th...

Insomnia Club on Soi 12 in Bangkok is hosting a "Full Moon Party" on Tuesday February 7, 2012. Got to love this club! Hot Thai girls can be found dancing late into the night every night of the week!

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Pattaya Bar Raid Crusade Continues... Silver Star GoGo - Busted!!!

From Pattaya One News comes the story of yet another bar being raided by police in Pattaya. This time the Silver Star GoGo on Walking Street was raided. According to police they had received a tip-off that the bar was employing underage and foreign bar workers. Out of 20 ladies in the bar, 18 were arrested! 9 of the girls were under 18 years of age and another 9 girls were from Laos working without a permit. Even for Pattaya’s Walking Street this seems a bit over the top and in your face. Bound to attract some negative attention from somebody.

Now this makes me wonder. Who would complain about a Walking Street gogo having too many girls from Laos working in the bar? There are 3 possible answers:

1:  Another bar owner of course that must have been peeved that Silver Star was hiring too much cheap foreign labor while the other bars had to pay more for local girls from Thailand.

2: Seasoned Thai dancers were peeved the bar was only hiring cheap girls from Laos.

3: The bar was behind on its voluntary contributions to the various local tax collectors.

I can see it now, the bar owner says Ok, we’ll make this payment and this payment but pay this last tax collector next week. The tax collector they didn’t pay was one they should have paid on time and he decided to make his point crystal clear to the bars owners.

It would seem the raiding of bars in Pattaya has become a weekly occurrence during the past month. Is there a bar raid crusade taking place in Pattaya? Perhaps a tax increase was  put in place and some of the bar owners were complaining about the increase? If that's the case then no doubt the bars have gotten the message that whether they like it or not it’s time to pay higher taxes for the new year if you want to stay in business.

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Like the honey bee I want to sample the nectar of many Thai flowers...

One of my favorite gogo girls from Soi Cowboy emailed me recently. She had just gotten back to Bangkok. A repeat customer had taken her to Phuket for a week! Now that’s what I call going for the Long Time! 

I admit that every once in a while the thought hits me that it would ultimately cost a whole lot less Baht to just hook up with the same Thai bar or massage girl for several days than bar hop different gogo bars each and every night. But then the alcohol induced fog clears and I sober up and come to my senses.  

Some guy’s might like to go for that girlfriend experience.  Me? I prefer to go for that Rock Star experience!!! Like the honey bee I can’t seem to be satisfied with just one lovely flower. Nope! I have to go landing on as many beautiful Thai flowers that I can.  I want to sample their sweet nectar before heading off into the night to sample another flowers honey!

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Daily Horoscope for meeting girls in Thailand GoGo Bars....

Todays a good day to invite your favorite bargirl up to the roof top pool at your hotel where you can enjoy watching her swim around in that sexy new bikini that you bought her at MBK.

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Thai poachers sell elephant penis for 30,000 Baht to Phuket diners...

From the Associated Press comes a story today of poachers in Thailand that killed 2 elephants and not just for the ivory of the elephant tusks.  The poachers cut off the elephant’s sex organs according to the director of Thailand’s wildlife agency to be sold to possibly foreign consumers in Phuket.  According to the story some of the meat was to be consumed raw without cooking. Apparently some Asian cultures believe that consuming the elephant’s genitals can boost their sexual prowess. The going rate for poached elephant penis? 30,000 Baht. Seriously, raw elephant balls for dinner??? Don’t these guys know you can get a package of Kamagra for 400 Baht??? I wonder if the guys dining on this tasty sounding (not) treat roar like an elephant before inserting their trunks into that gogo dancer they barfined???

If the foreign Asian tourists in Phuket are really that hard up to chomp on a big penis then all they really need do is head over to Bangla Road in Patong where several ladyboys are rumored to be hung like bull elephants!!! 

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Pattaya Beach - The Sidewalk of Broken Hearted Foreigners....

Pattaya One News has another story of a foreigner living in Pattaya that has committed suicide. This time a 37 year old guy from Macedonia decided to hang himself with a leather belt. What is going on with foreigners in Pattaya? Not just middle age guys either. Guys in their 20’s, 30’s and 40’s are coming to Pattaya to check in but checking out in a box.

Now just in the past month or so I’ve read stories of both expats and foreign tourists in Pattaya that have either:

1: Drank their self to death.
2: Drank their self into a coma and decided it was a good night for a swim and drowned.
3: Took the high dive off a balcony onto the concrete sidewalk below.
4: Put a gun to their head at the shooting range on Pattaya Beach.
5: Or as in the latest case decided to stretch their neck.

Although I haven’t read anything that indicates for sure that a beautiful Thai girl or the fact the guys might have spent every last Baht on a gogo dancer was to blame, it does make one wonder.

At this rate they’re going to have to rename the sidewalk on Pattaya beach:  

“The sidewalk of lonely, broken hearted, suicidal foreigners with dreams of beautiful bargirls.”

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Rawhide GoGo - Soi Cowboy - Lacks the party atmosphere....

Rawhide GoGo was being renovated outside every day when I was there back in November. Featuring new neon lighting now to better attract your attention. The inside looks nice enough too but it just seemed to be lacking a certain chemistry and party atmosphere. So does it get a passing grade? I'd say no. I stopped in a couple of nights but never did see any gogo dancers that made me want to sit down and stay for any amount of time. Long Gun was by far a much, much better choice for eye candy in my opinion. Tilac and Baccara have better "it's a party environments."

According to a recent post by Sukhumvit Psycho, Raw Hide has the same ownership as Rio, Spice Girls, Kiss and Déjà Vu but at least when I was there without the hot but untouchable (can’t barfine them) coyote girls those other bars seem to have an unlimited supply of standing out in Soi Cowboy each night.

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