Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Making Your Thai Porn Movie Experience Happen...

As I’ve been relating my personal bar fine adventures from my recent trip to Bangkok and Pattaya I’ve been getting several negative comments doubting the truthfulness of my bar fine stories. Let me reassure the doubters out there that everything you read is 100 percent true and are from my personal experiences and not Penthouse Forum.

For the expats that live or have lived in Bangkok or Pattaya and the hardcore bar mongers like myself you guys already know what’s possible and more.

I sometimes read posts on the forums from guys that haven’t been as often to Thailand wanting a porn movie type of experience but having it fall short of expectations.

Well guys let me say that I just don’t dream about it or wish about it. I do what it takes to make it happen! For example if you want a bar girl to use a baseball bat as a dildo on herself then you had damn sure make sure you have a baseball bat. Don’t expect the bar girl to bring one with her! Oh, and for the record I have not had a bar girl use a baseball bat as a dildo on herself. (I can’t fit the damn thing in my suitcase so I settle for 10 inch cucumbers from Villa Market on Sukhumvit).

Here are my tips for the less experienced guys wanting that ultimate sexual fantasy fulfilled by a Thai bar girl or more.

1: It takes some imagination and creativity on your part. Porn movies just don’t happen. You’ve got to take control and be the director!

2: It takes enough Baht in your wallet to make your fantasies reality. If you’re going to balk over 500 Baht then go spend your next vacation at the Magic Kingdom at Disney Land!

3: You need to know in advance which bars have the type of girls that you can find to do what you want to meet your kinky desires.

4: It takes enough balls in your pants to be able to ask bar girls exactly what you have in mind.

5: You need to leave your sexual hang-ups back home. Sure your ex-wife might have only let you do her in the missionary position but this is Thailand. Turn that bar girl into a pretzel if you like and go for as many sexual positions that you can think of.

6: It takes some timing on your part to take your Levitra, Kamagra and Red Bull at just the right time to prolong your fun.

Follow these tips guys and you too can have porn movie type experiences in Bangkok and Pattaya for as long as your Baht holds out!

Now I realize that maybe screwing attractive bar girls every night in Bangkok or Pattaya isn’t for everyone. I actually read a blog post on Pattaya Addicts yesterday of a guy that went to Pattaya and didn’t get laid! He wanted to but he couldn’t bring himself to screwing 20 year old bar girls for casual sex. WTF??? He decided he needed a girl for a long term relationship.

I admire his moral fortitude but my advice for this guy is to go home and consider becoming a Priest. After all they never leave an Altar boy behind. Next mail me all the Baht that you wanted to spend bar fining 20 year old Thai bar girls and I’ll put it to good use during my next trip to Bangkok… I’ve been divorced 3 times. I don’t have any problem having as much casual sex as I can with hot attractive Thai bar girls for as long as the Levitra and my Baht holds out…

That’s Bangkok After Hours….


 - Bangkok After Hours

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