Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Monday, August 19, 2013

How I Maximize My Entertainment Time Behind Closed Doors..

I often get asked how does a mid-50’s guy manage to party so hard every night in Bangkok? Well my friends I’ll share one of my best kept secrets (until now). It’s not just about staying hydrated, watching your beer intake, having a Viagra prescription, KY to keep things lubricated, Red Bull in the frig to keep the heart pumping or even getting plenty of sleep. Although all of those things help!

My best kept secret my friends is a portable travel digital clock. That’s right. A digital clock. I keep it on the shelf above the headboard of my hotel room bed. Why? Because I’m here to enjoy my entertainment and I want to milk every minute of it. That’s why! The clock keeps me focused on spending an exact amount of time making the bar girl happy and leaving enough time on the clock to make me happy. Besides I don’t want to eat up too much time as more often than not I’m eager to head back out and go for round two with another smoking hot bar girl!!!! It simply comes down to time and space. The space on my hotel room bed and the time I need to maximize my entertainment.

And to be honest sometimes a girl wants you to finish and says you’ve taken too much time for short time. Well didn’t I tell you honey short time is 2 hours for me? I admit that on at least one occasion when one slightly drunk bar girl took a bathroom break I reached up and set the clock back 20 minutes.. But that’s just me.. Whoever said you can’t turn back time must not have been very creative….

That’s Bangkok After Hours….

 - Bangkok After Hours

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