Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

What To Do If It’s Your Friends First Visit to Thailand.

It’s your friends first visit to Thailand. A by the book, pencil pushing, follow the rules, white shirt and tie kind of guy. Despite this you’ve known him for years and he buys the beer. But he’s heard your wild stories of the gogo bars in Bangkok and Pattaya and wants you to show him the ropes.

Being the practical joker that you are you can’t resist the urge to tell him that you’re taking him to the best gogo bar there is with the most beautiful big breasted dancers. Around 11:00 p.m. you’ll take him to the gogo bar after he’s already bought you a few beers. Then tell him to go inside and have a seat and that you need to go chat with a bar owner but will be back in 30 minutes. What you won’t tell him is that you just dropped him off in a ladyboy bar.

Thirty minutes later you’ll return to the bar to look for your friend. Several possible things could now happen:

1: Your friend cracks a beer bottle over your head.

2: Your friend already bar fined a dancer and when he returns after finding out the truth cracks a beer bottle over your head or tells you he just got the best blow job of his life.

3: You find your friend busy licking a dancers tit and getting a rub down. At this point you ask him if he realizes the tit he’s sucking on belongs to a ladyboy? He will either be shocked and then crack a beer bottle over your head or look you in the eye and say he doesn’t care and go back to sucking the ladyboys nipples…

Regardless of how it turns out you’ll have a hell of a story to laugh about for years later… Cracked skull or not…

 - Bangkok After Hours

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