Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Just the Duck & Nothing But the Duck…..

A rich expat with a gold and jewelry business in Pattaya was getting old and he wanted to leave the family business to one of his 3 sons. But he wanted them to prove which of the brothers was the smartest in business so he came up with this plan:

The old man gathered his 3 sons and gave each one a duck and said that they had to leave and not return until they had sold their duck. The son that came back with the most cash for his duck would inherit the family gold and jewelry business.

The sons left and each one confident that he would sell his duck for the most money.

The first son traveled to Soi 6 and was quickly talked into selling his duck to a ladyboy for 500 Baht and then returned home to show his dad how much he had earned.

The second son decided to head to Walking Street and soon found a naughty show bar that offered him 1,000 Baht for the duck. What exactly the bar had in mind for the duck in the show bar we probably don’t want to know. Son #2 returned home and showed his dad the 1,000 Baht.

The third son tried to sell his duck on Soi LK Metro but had no luck with the duck. He decided to head down to Pattaya Beach Road as everyone knows you can get lucky there. The third son soon found a Pattaya Beach freelancer that told him that she wouldn’t but the duck but that she would give him a fuck for the duck. The boy agreed and off to the short time room they went. Afterwards the son was sad and depressed. The freelancer asked why and he recounted the story of how the son that sold his duck for the most would inherit the gold business but now he had no duck to sell. The freelancer feeling generous told the boy that she would give him the duck back for a fuck. Being young and strong he quickly rose to the occasion a second time.

Afterwards the boy continues down Pattaya Beach road when the duck suddenly flies from his arms and right into a speeding Baht bus. The duck was completely splattered with feathers flying everywhere. The boy looked on in shock and cried in shame. The Baht bus driver wanting to avoid Pattaya Police gave the boy some cash to make the matter go away. Satisfied the boy retuned home.

The dad said son, how much did you get for your duck?

Son #3 looked at his dad and said:

  • I got a fuck for a duck.
  • A duck for a fuck.
  • And 2,000 Baht for a fucked up duck.

 - Bangkok After Hours

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