Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

If You Wake up Next to a Horror.. You have 3 Choices....

If you went on a wild drinking bender last night in Pattaya and picked up what you thought was a super-hot freelancer off Pattaya Beach road at 4:00 a.m. but then to your horror you woke up to find a naked girl lying next to you with a face that more closely resembles a dead water buffalo that the vultures have been picking over then you’ve only got 3 choices.

1: Hope that you’ve still got at least half a bottle of tequila left in your room.

2: Pray that the balcony door isn’t welded shut.

3: Delete any photo’s you took last night on your iPhone.

Of course if you wake up next to a girl that looks like a buffalo then the prospect of just crashing through the plate glass door on your way over the edge of the balcony does seem like the most viable option... Just saying…

 - Bangkok After Hours

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