Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Bar Girl Banana Games...

I came up with what I consider a quite brilliant solution on how to select the hottest dancer from the stage while at the same time almost guaranteeing you a porn star performance instead of star fish fizzle.

Here’s what you do. The next time you go to a gogo bar in Bangkok, Pattaya or Phuket bring along a bunch of ripe bananas. That’s right. A bunch of bananas. Go up to the mamasan and tell her you’re going to have a banana game with the dancers tonight.
Then select the hottest girls on stage that you like and offer them 100 Baht to participate in your game. If they say yes you hand them a banana and ask them to peel it. You repeat this until you’ve handed out all of your bananas to only the girls you like most.

Next up you ask all the girls to see how much of the banana that they can deep throat. The dancer that is able to shove the banana farthest down her throat without gagging is your winner! Then it’s bar fine and back to your hotel in no time!
My only regret? Why didn’t I think of this when I was in Bangkok and Pattaya during Songkran! It would have added another chapter to my ebook! Damn!


 - Bangkok After Hours

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