Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Vibrating Sex Toy Delays Bangkok Flight….
Pattaya One News reports that a Chiang Mai to Bangkok Air Asia flight was delayed this morning as bomb disposal officers surrounded the aircraft and hauled off a suspicious suitcase. Baggage handlers had noticed a strange vibration as they loaded the luggage and called the cops. However, a search revealed a silver bullet sex-toy that the proud owner had forgotten to take the battery out of. They did not confiscate the item because it did not threaten aviation security. The flight was only delayed by five minutes.”