Monday, January 23, 2017
91 Year Old Italian Killed by a Falling Tree Branch on Jomtien Beach..
(Really???) Medics and Pattaya police rushed to the scene of the accident but the Italian was already dead and he was lying in a pool of blood. Apparently, he had been out walking with his Thai girlfriend when a three meters long branch fell on him. The tree branch was found with bloodstains next to the body. Police have contacted the local authority to check trees in the area so that such an accident does not occur again.
Commentary: Surprisingly however, his Thai girlfriend who one would assume would have been walking next to him was apparently unharmed despite the tree branch being 3 meters long. (Wasn’t she the lucky one?) Hmmmmm….. No doubt what we have here is a clear-cut case of suicide by bashing his head against a large tree branch… Nothing suspicious about a 91 one year old Italian guy out for a walk with his younger Thai girlfriend only to have his head bashed in by a large tree branch that mysteriously fell on just him at just the right moment but didn’t even leave a scratch on the girlfriend…. Nothing suspicious at all about that…..