Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Friday, January 5, 2018

Memo to God...

Dear God,
 This is Alex down here on earth where I'm freezing my balls off because apparently some joker in heaven thought it would be funny to give me a morning with a wind chill of minus 10 degrees below zero. Well, I'm not laughing. Sure, I know I was a bit naughty in 2017 but this is a new year. Let's forget the past and focus on the present ok? Seriously, if I liked it cold (and I don't) I would live in Alaska but I'm not an Eskimo! Have an angel make a note. Ok? If you show me some warmth big guy I promise to make it to church at least once in 2018... Ok, I promise to at least drive by a church and wave to a priest. That should count for something. Right? Now, get your fat ass up off that marble throne in the sky and walk over and flick the switch to warm it the fuck back up!!! Ok. Perhaps I worded that a bit too strongly old man but when it's so cold that I can suffer frostbite in less than 30 minutes being outside I tend to get a bit cranky.

Prayers always...

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