Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Monday, March 12, 2018

The Solution to the Expat – Lose the House & Cash to the Thai or Filipino Wife Problem..

As I give more thought to retiring in about 8 years I decided to look at the problem retiring expats have when they marry a Thai or Filipino girl 30 to 40 years younger than they are. Why do the expats do it? Because now that they’re retired they want one special girl to keep them company as they grow older and to take care of them and prefer a steady girl to simply going out to a bar picking up freelancers.

Then this happens and it repeats itself over and over again. Expat marries Thai or Filipino girl, buys a house in her name, pays for her parents to have a new roof and opens up joint bank accounts. Two or three years later the expat has to fly home to his country because his mom or dad died. When he returns he finds out that his wife has changed the locks on the house, there’s a for sale sign in the yard and his joint bank accounts have been cleaned out. If he’s lucky there might be a note on the door that says “Sorry, it’s not you. It’s me. I’ve run off with my young stud of a boyfriend”. Right?

After giving this problem much thought (it was a slow day in the sex toy store) I decided on a solution. Once you’ve settled on one special girl you take her to your lawyer’s office. You tell her you won’t marry her but that you can have a fake ceremony to make her parents happy. If she agrees to stick it out with you then you’ll make her the beneficiary of your will, property and cash when you die. Now let me say that I’m not the overly trusting sort so I would recommend adding some provisions such as if you are murdered in your sleep by your girl’s young stud of a boyfriend that she gets nothing. Nor should she collect if you get mowed down in the street by a hit and run driver outside your house. You might even go as far to say that if you die under any circumstances other than natural death within 5 years that she collects nothing. After that, who the fuck cares if she has her young boyfriend whack you. You’ll have enjoyed 5 years banging a girl 30 to 40 years younger than you are and by the time you’re in your mid 70’s if you get whacked you’ll consider it a mercy killing just so you don’t have to drop dead into a plate of Pad Thai when you’re 80….

Problem solved. Just saying…

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