Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Wounded soldier gets world’s first penis transplant and heads to Pattaya..

Pattaya One News reports that a soldier wounded by an improvised explosive device in Afghanistan has received the world’s first complete penis and scrotum transplant, officials at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore. Maryland said on Monday. A team of nine plastic surgeons and two urological surgeons operated on the veteran, whose nationality was not disclosed, for 14 hours on March 26, the hospital said in a statement. The team transplanted an entire penis, a scrotum without testicles and a partial abdominal wall from a deceased donor.

The wounded man, who requested anonymity, has recovered from the surgery and is expected to be discharged from the hospital this week. “We are hopeful that this transplant will help restore near-normal urinary and sexual functions for this young man,” Dr. W.P. Andrew Lee, the head of plastic and reconstructive surgery at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, said in the statement. The soldier called his injury from an improvised explosive device “mind-boggling” and difficult to accept. Details of the incident were not released. “When I first woke up (after surgery), I felt finally more normal … (with) a level of confidence as well. Confidence … like finally I’m OK,” he said in the statement.

Commentary: I salute you soldier! Get to Pattaya and get busy putting your new penis to work! I sure hope you asked the doctors to super size it while they were at it! Lol..

Sunday, April 22, 2018

25 naked tourists and Thai’s rounded up at Pattaya hotel’s “swinging party” in the middle of having a sex orgy..

Pattaya One News reports that eleven men and 14 women of various nationalities were rounded up late on Saturday night in a raid on a hotel in South Pattaya in tambon Nong Prue while attending a swinging party for attendants to swap partners for sexual activities. The raid on Ban Tulip Hotel in Phra Tamnak area in South Pattaya, which took place at about 11.30pm, was carried out by Bang Lamung district administrative officials with support from tourist police and soldiers from the 14th Military Circle. Naris Niramaiwong, the Bang Lamung district chief, said the raid was prompted by complaints from local residents that the hotel had frequently organised a “swinging party” for attendants to swap sex partners. In the raid, the party was being held in a room on the hotel’s ground floor where 25 party attendants were found naked, performing sexual activities. They included American, Canadian, Chinese, Malaysian, Singapore, German, Thai, Cambodian, Indian and Ukrainian nationals. They were detained for further legal action. Mr Naris said the attendants were required to applied online via a website. The admission fee was 1,500 baht per person. Xeng-chai Yang, 53, a Chinese national, the hotel operator, was arrested for operating the hotel without permission in violating the Hotel Act and illegally facilitating sexual activities.

Commentary: 25 party attendants were found naked and performing sexual activities. They included American, Canadian, Chinese, Malaysian, Singapore, German, Thai, Cambodian, Indian and Ukrainian nationals. Wow! That’s what I call an all-inclusive swingers party! They certainly didn’t discriminate against anyone… Lol

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Why do I choose short time bargirls over long time?

 I admit it that I’m probably more of a hardcore short time barmonger partier than most guys. I always find it amusing to read about the debate that finding girls to go long time is getting harder these days than it was a few years ago. If long time is your thing than that’s great for you. But personally, I could care less about taking girls long time myself. Why? For several reasons.

1: My number one reason is that I want the freedom to go back out to the late night after hours clubs and look an even hotter girl than the last one I just barfined! It’s what I do and I admit it that I’m addicted to the chase! I really don’t want to barfine a dancer at midnight and keep her until the next morning. I want to take care of business with her within 2 hours (and I keep track of the time) and then show her the door and hit the after-hours clubs between 3am and 5am.

2: After the after-hours clubs close at 5am to 6am, I like to go grab something to eat before heading back to my hotel room to crash and I really don’t care if a bargirl is with me or not because by that time my energy level is so depleted that I’ve got zero power to screw more than 5 minutes anyway so why bother?

3: By 6am – 6:30am the only thing on my mind more than getting something to eat is sleep. I can never sleep well if a bargirl is there with me as quite frankly I’m always keeping one eye open to make sure I don’t get ripped off or end up with a spiked drink that she wants to give me in the morning. In other words, I don’t get any sleep which just drags me down the next day and night.

4: I really don’t want to have to deal with trying to wake up a still hungover bargirl at 10am after just a few hours sleep to tell her that I want to go eat breakfast. Going long time just means that I have to tell her to get her ass up and say her I’ll feed her or walk her to the motorbike taxi.

 5: No matter how hard and long I partied the night before by 10am I’m ready to hit McDonalds for an Egg McMuffin and orange juice, go to the exchange booth to exchange money and then head to the market to replenish my supplies from the night before.

 6: If I’m really lucky the maids will be cleaning my room while I’m doing all of my morning chores which makes for another reason that I don’t want a long time bargirl crashed out on my bed. Besides I often am ready to start barfining or getting a massage girl from the places that open by 11am to come back to my hotel. By 12 noon I often have a new girl back in my room to start my day.

7: The last reason I can think of why I don’t want to go long time with a bargirl is that I get bored easily. Let’s face it, after a couple of hours with a bargirl it’s not like you’re going to have any more of an intellectual conversation with her past “lick my balls down to my ass baby!”

All in all, long time just doesn’t fit into the way I like to party. Maybe it does for you and that’s great but I just hate getting anchored down.

Friday, April 20, 2018

British tourist dies in Soi Cowboy gogo bar surrounded by half naked dancers..

Pattaya One Media Group reports that a British tourist collapsed and died of heart attack as he watched half-naked dancers at Bangkok strip club. The man is said to have been waving a foam police baton toy around when he collapsed. The man, believed to be in his 60s, was in the Thai capital's red light district, Soi Cowboy, when he suffered the fatal cardiac arrest. Devastated girls who saw what happened had to be comforted after the collapse, One girl working at a venue on the red light district - which was busy with tourists who had arrived for Thai new year - said: "The man was like everybody else. He was just sitting next to the stage. He was enjoying himself. "There was a toy, like a police baton. He was playing with it and then 'boom'. His head stopped. He fell forwards and his face hit the ground." Staff initially thought the Brit had suffered a seizure, but medics later said they believed he had suffered a heart attack. Sources at the bar said CCTV showed the man sitting next to the stage area watching the dancers when he collapsed forwards.

Commentary: Hope I'm a bit more lucky when my time is up and that I at least barfined that half naked dancer and have her riding me hard on top when I flatline! Tip a drink to this guy tonight. He went out doing what we all love to do! Partying withnaked Thai gogo girls while sitting front and center at the stage! Salute!

Happy Birthday to Me!

I actually am celebrating my real birthday this week as opposed to my “floater” birthday that I use whenever I travel. What is my “floater birthday’? That’s the one that gets me free cake, drinks and my candle blown out extra special any time of the year during an oversea’s trip when I tell the girls in the bar that’s it’s my birthday! Lol. After all, it’s not like God added a line item carved in stone that a guy couldn’t postpone his birthday celebration by months for when he travelled to an exotic land and had time to be surrounded by dozens of scantily clad girls in a gogo bar right? At least that’s what I told the Catholic Priest at confession last night. He told me that he didn’t think that he could agree with my way of thinking but when I challenged him to find me a line from the bible that prohibited the use of “floating birthdays” he came up empty. So, there you have it! The problem is my 2018 travel plans where I can actually put my “floater birthday” to use is currently undecided at this point. Due to unforeseen health issues it’s certainly going to be financially challenging to save up enough cash to have some fun this year.