Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Solution to the Pattaya Transportation Blues for Hardcore Barmongers…

The one thing that always gets to me down about barhopping between Walking Street, Soi LK Metro and Soi 6 in Pattaya is what a royal pain in the ass it is getting from one area to the next compared with the ease of getting between Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza, Patpong and Soi 11 in Bangkok. In Bangkok you’ve got the BTS skytrain, MRT subway, tuktuks and plenty of taxi’s.

In Pattaya you’ve got a town of one way streets which means taking a baht bus to loop around the city or risking your life on a motorbike taxi. Now let’s say it’s 5am and you just left Insomnia with one or two freelancers and you have the sad misfortune of not having picked a hotel on Soi 14 just a 2 minute walk away. Now at this time in the morning there are no baht buses to be found and your only choice are the motorbike taxi’s. I don’t know about you but I refuse to get on a motorbike with a driver and a bargirl. I’ll hire an extra motorbike thank you very much. All in all, it’s just a lot of trouble.

 So, I’ve given a lot of thought to what would make a hardcore after hours barhoppers life easier. My solution? Pick the 2 area’s you’ll spend the most time in and book a hotel at both places! That’s right kiddies book 2 hotels! One on Walking Street and let’s say a guest house on Soi 6 or Soi LK. The cost quite frankly for a week or even a 10-day stay is negligible compared to what a hardcore partier will spend on barfines and short times anyway. Why not make your life easier and totally avoid the Pattaya transportation blues?

For example, you start your day waking up in your guest room on Soi 6 and head to the bars at 6pm. You’ll most likely barfine one of the girls at the bars and then take her up to your Soi 6 room. Afterwards you grab the baht bus to Walking Street head to the gogo’s and barfine a dancer. This time you take her to your hotel room on Soi 14. Then it’s time to grab a bite to eat, watch some shows then maybe go back to your Soi 14 room and crash for 1 or 2 hours before heading out to Insomnia. Inside you find a freelancer that’s willing to make a deal and then you walk her to your nearby room on Soi 14.

 The next day after lunch you’ll head back to your room in the Soi 6 or Soi LK guest house and start again. I have actually done this before on a short time basis but never for a full week or more straight. Has anyone else stepped up their game and booked 2 hotel rooms at opposite ends of Pattaya to make it easier to party all night?

 You may think it’s madness but I consider it brilliance for the truly hardcore partiers with a little extra baht to spend.

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